The Cranky Middle Manager Show #312 The Future of the MBA Ken Starkey
The Whine-y Department Head Game
Posted on 22. Nov, 2005 by Wayne in General
Okay, You’ve worked hard all day, now it’s time to have some fun. Try to match the comments below to the department heads who made them. This won’t change the world, just a chance to vent…
Match the department of your organization to the comments below:
1) Human Resources
2) IT
3) Finance
4) Facilities
5) Sales
a) “Everyone knows we run the show here- nobody would have a job if we don’t do ours first- they don’t have President’s Club for nothing.â€
b) People are our greatest asset- no shut up, they are….. guys, listen up…. Oh come on……
c) We are the nerve center of the organization, nobody would talk to anybody if it weren’t for us….now if we can just get someone to talk to us, at least without giggling
d) If we didn’t keep an eye on things this place would fall apart and no one would have a job….so shut up and watch the spreadsheet. Yeah I know you can’t read it but what it says is……
e) ¿Estos puercos hacen tres veces lo que hacemos y ellos no pueden poner toallitas de papel en la basura pueden? Este lugar desharÃa con fuera nosotros.
The Answers
1) b 2) c 3) d 4) e 5) a and we get it already, shut up about it.
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